maybe he does have super powers =D

Bravissimo! Jeff, you steal my bra and I slap you.

Not exactly super powers Jeff's hyped up on more sugar than a busload of eight-year-olds, and he was pretty quick to start off. Also, Jeff and Alice dated for about a year and a half, so he knows his way around her underwear.

Aw gee thanks big guy, next thing you know you'll be saying pee that changes color midstream isn't a super power too...jerk

I refuse to watch you pee, dude. Blacklight or no blacklight.

You'll change your tune when it snows and the world is a blank canvas for my rainbow delights!

It'll be the same tune, I'll just change the words to "Go see a doctor".

Fine just poo-poo my tinkle talents why don't you?!

Well that just sounds like the Worst Duel Ever.

I think I just... pissed myself laughing.

Good job.

I do think you need to see a doctor though, Jeff, your brain might need an MRI

Hehe

I appreciate the concern but unfortunately a Functional MRI can only detect patterns in blood flow in the brain which isn't effected by a diet high in carbohydrates such as my own currently is. If anything it does explain the adrenaline rush needed to quickly unlock the combination on Alice's undergarments.

ALSO SUCK IT MOLLOY!! MY TINKLE TALENTS RULE SUPREME AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE TIDDLY DEE!

I think Im in love with you I think Im in love with you Jeff..
only a mind like yours would think as pervertedly as I do. Bravo

I wasn't aware that having a flair for combinatorics was a perversion...