I say ravens, you say raisins I think raisins are funnier than ravens... maybe the ravens are pecking the raisins? hmmm...

Liking the strip Gar and thanks for letting me and Rob guest for ya a few back.

And contrary to popular belief I did not employ "Stunt-Testicles" for this scene. That look is one of pure all natural undiluted crotch pain.

Then why did you order so many pairs of stunt testicles?!?!

Remember how Ellen was really pissed that I ate all her grapes again?...Well long story short it's no coincident we're out of purple paint or glitter...

LOL You should hire McJefferstein to co-write with you. He's funny.

Thanks for putting Ash in the comic. He is diligent; and sneaky. I wonder how many people noticed him.

And do check out Wonder Weenies. Corey is off to a great start with it.

good job Jeff.

Gar, keep them coming!

This reminds me of when I was doing a favor for a friend. In addition to house sitting, I was also keeping her cat company. This cat and I were getting along great all week. However, on the morning of the last day that I was there, as I was waking up, I saw that cat sitting on the edge of the bed. For a minute, the cat just stood there but then it leaped into the air and landed squarely on my crotch.

Stupid cat.

finished reading your archive :) I have to say this is just HILARIOUS! I have been in 12 laughing fits and 3 comas. Ummm yeah... I am sending you the bill

anyways, do you know when you are uploading the rest of the archive?

The archive here is complete except for fillers from the nekothekitty.net site.

The bit where Gar wakes up from a three-day coma and can't remember the last eight months of his life came about because I stopped updating for quite a while...when I came back I decided to do that as a starting-off point. To reflect the lost time, I skipped the strip numbers ahead to allow for a big chunk of lost time.

The Missing Year's going to be a graphic novel at some point.

jeffs shoe it says when its loading that jeffs shoe is off on an adventure of its own. maybe its taking the hobbits to isengard(gard gard gard gard){yes i have seen the remix}

My friend had a cat who would wake him up every morning by jumping on his balls