WARNING: The "Moist Marvin" is an attack that verges on an artform when performed by a skilled master. This attack originates from a rogue group of Buddhist monks in the 15th century and is named after the iconic noseless martian Marvin.

Remember kiddies first knuckle is far enough! Prank smart, prank safe! Tiddly Dee!





DICTATED BUT NOT READ AT THE LAW OFFICES OF J. MEFFERSTEIN & ASSOCIATES: McJefferstein does not accept any responsibility for injuries sustained during the misuse of the "Moist Marvin"

you need serious help go to the mental hospital, or get rid of the cereal