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April 9th, 2017, 4:15 pm

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Reply NtKGar, April 9th, 2017, 4:27 pm

So Paige is going into hospital for surgery. It's for a painful but non life-threatening condition but is nonetheless very necessary. She's afraid of it though because it requires a general anaesthetic. It's one of those situations where I know she has nothing to be afraid of but know how scared I'd be in her shoes and have a tight little knot in my stomach on her behalf.

This is going up early so she'll see it, if anyone's got a funny general anaesthetic story I'm sure it'd make her feel a lot better :)

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Reply Raph (Guest), April 9th, 2017, 4:48 pm

@NtKGar: Good luck with the surgery! Recover quick!

I definitely have a few. Being a nurse I see all kinds of things. I think my favorite anesthesia story is this little old lady, like, late 60s, early 70s, who was incredibly kind and soft spoken and generally just incredibly sweet went in for surgery. Well turns out that some people, when under anesthesia, remain awake, well, partially awake, their consciousness goes bye bye but their subconscious can stay awake and while they can't move much, they still can talk no problem.

Well said little old lady went from saint to demon the second that she was knocked out. Her demeanor did a complete 180, she was hitting on every guy, myself included, cursing a storm and telling us how her husband never satisfied her and she wished she had "gone with the hot, black, milkman" back in the 70s. She then proceeded to describe how she knew he had a huge dick from his bulge and that she got stuck with a tiny little earth worm that was barely a hard little eraser when happy.

Needless to say it was very difficult to concentrate on the surgery considering her demeanor. She remained still (some patients actually move a little) but man did she go on and on about dicks. You'd never expect someone like her to be as randy as she was! Funny thing is she continued to be out of it for a while when in the anesthesia recovery room and for a while she continued to be a horny old gal and it was strange to watch her slooowly go back to normal and realize some of the things she said and become incredibly embarrassed!

Reply Sam Cornick, April 9th, 2017, 5:21 pm

I found this video about people high on anesthesia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXB41eg1TX8

Reply NtKGar, April 9th, 2017, 7:56 pm

Ethereal_high on Reddit says:

The doc will ask her if she has any allergic reactions to the anaesthetic. Tell her to say, "They make me sleepy.". :\

Reply Guest, April 9th, 2017, 8:12 pm

Three words: Dubai was LIT!

Reply Number_6 (Guest), April 10th, 2017, 5:24 am

Baby Hedgehog When my older daughter was about a year and a half, she ended up with a hernia. She had to go in for surgery. It was a simple procedure and she got through it just fine. When she was in recovery and slowly coming back around, my wife was holding her and talking to me. My daughter lifted up her head and said "Mommy... be quiet." Then, just before putting her head back on my wife's shoulder, said "I want a baby hedgehog." We both looked at her, and she raised her head again and in a sing-song voice said "Baaaaaaaby Hedgehoooooog." She then fell back asleep.

Reply NtKGar, April 17th, 2017, 6:50 am

They told Paige to count to three. She got to 'one' and doesn't remember anything else

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