072 The Only Winning Move

April 5th, 2017, 1:27 am

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But you're still investing in
the outcome of The Game!!

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Reply NtKGar, April 1st, 2017, 4:51 pm

Keno introduced Poe to The Game way back in 2012 and it legit haunts him. By choosing not to play every time you lose the game, you're still dedicating mental energy to The Game, powering its magic and losing by default. For those of you who don't know The Game was started in (I think) the 70s by a bunch of college grads who wanted to fuck with people. The premise is simple: If you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Every couple of months I'd go "Ah shit I just lost the game", and if anyone went "huh?" I'd explain the premise, and the virus would spread. It's a really shitty game, there's no victory condition, it's just every so often, without warning, you'll be minding your own business and suddenly you Lose. And the fun is in spreading it around?

So I took the Neko approach and just started cheating. Now every time I think about the game, I *win* the game, and there's not a regulatory body in the world that can take that away from me. I am world goddamn champion at the motherfucking game and it feels magnificent.

Winning The Game actually does feel pretty good so I recommend cheating. If someone tries to act as referee you get to ignore them entirely!

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Reply Juan (Guest), April 5th, 2017, 7:41 am

Awesome I always figured my cats have things figured out far more than I do.

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