038 Plan For the Near Future

November 29th, 2016, 2:04 pm

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It's great making promises on this contingency
because then you can just forget all about them
and the kid'll just assume they're not good and
grow up accordingly :D

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Reply NtKGar, November 29th, 2016, 5:06 pm

So the cocaine thing is a bit of an in-joke. Luna was very tiny when we found her, so we got her kitten food so she'd grow up big and strong. Ollie LOVED the kitten food, and would steal it every chance she got. She got quite pudgy which is really noticeable on a cat as small as Ollie, and that's when The Voice started.

Paige had this conversation with Ollie where Ollie was insisting she wasn't fat, but in the fattest-sounding voice Paige can do. It's kind of a Cartman/Homer Simpson/Jabba the Hutt with a hint of an Elvis impression thrown in. And it stuck.

Somewhere along the way she started demanding cocaine and insisting to be buttered, and calling everyone Momma. It works for Ollie but we usually don't do it around other people because everyone does it but it makes you look mental.

I'm just going to upload this early and call it a night, vote incentive's still Gumball and Darwin!

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