Oscar Mayer

March 3rd, 2014, 5:32 am

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I'd watch the shit out of
another Critters movie with
Leonardo DiCaprio in it.

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Reply TheCatMolloy, March 3rd, 2014, 5:54 am

In about 40 years they're going to give him a 'lifetime achievement' award, and giggle uncontrollably.

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Reply GabrielsThoughts, March 3rd, 2014, 11:45 am

They already give awards like those away. They're called woody's. I believe they were referenced on Family Guy like 12 years ago.


Reply GabrielsThoughts, March 3rd, 2014, 1:04 pm

So much talent. I hope you kiss your children with that mouth.

I'll just have to regift your award and send on over to Paige. I'm sure you you know, or are at least vaguely aware, her birthday is coming up. Surely she can find some use for it. Because we both know you can't compare. Although, just so we're clear, if you do kiss your children with that mouth I will singlehandedly send the cops in your direction, and have you locked away with the sodomites moon boy.

Have a nice day, you filthy animal.

Reply Sapphiros (Guest), March 3rd, 2014, 2:08 pm

where the people? Im curious. When will we see Alice and the rest again?

Reply NtKPaige, March 3rd, 2014, 2:11 pm

GT: I have to grudgingly admit that it never fails to amuse me that not only do you accept your role as the Official Neko the Kitty Troll, but you positively revel in it. Respek dude.

Also, totally flattered you remembered my birthday is coming up, thank you!

And as an aside regarding your comment, luckily with Gar around there's no need for me to do so :)


Reply VictorB, March 3rd, 2014, 11:53 pm

This is an interesting turn of events. I thought the comments would be about Leonardo DiCaprio, or other people who deserve this award, like maybe that guy who started talking racially after being caught with a DUI, or a cheating husband receiving that with divorce papers during his encounter with his mistress... who knows.

But instead, I find GT openly admitting, not only his lack in size, but also his insecurities with it. Now foretelling the future, GT might come back trying to claim this as a lie, but I keep being reminded of the stat that most bullies only pick on people with subjects they themselves are insecure with.

Either way, Gar, I am happy to see that you are getting more comics out there. I check and vote every day just to see when the next one's out.

And Paige, Happy Birthday. Wish I could do something to show my support for you guys, but dunno what to do.

Reply GabrielsThoughts, March 4th, 2014, 10:28 am


Actually, I admit nor confirm nothing with my earlier statement. However, I don't actually need a stronger organism or attention to survive. You clearly have me confused with a politician or artisan. I don't deny the human need for importance, security, comfort, love and belonging. Nor do I deny the need for peace, community, respect, enjoyment, freedom, honesty, and understanding.

If I am a troll then I'm a concern troll or devils advocate. Which in this case would put me on the side of enlightenment Vicky. If we were children, physically or psychologically inebriated, then yes, size would matter. If I wanted to be really insulting I would have referred to Gar as "Mr.Potato Head." However, I chose instead to tell him the same thing he told me in the nicest way possible. I brought Paige into it because I didn't want the argument to escalate further. And, I put up a road sign to tell others not to get inappropriately involved.

Among the values I don't prize highly are Loyalty, Gratitude, Honor, and Duty. I'm not saying they're bad values. However, I believe them to be a double edged sword. And, you are more likely to avoid a conflict if you don't hold them with unconditional high regard.

As for my insecurities, I probably have less than some and more than others. However, as I am currently not competing for anything with him at the moment, much less attention, one has to wonder why he feels so threatened by me.

I've only stated that I was going to snipe his fan base in jest, and questioned his efforts to hawk merchandise, promote charities, and sell ephemera. I've rarely questioned his motives nor have I done more than tease him about his comic being the Penny Arcade of the fetish community. With the success of "Fifty Shades of Grey," he'd have to be a complete ninny not to hop on the band wagon.

Because, let's be honest, Neko the kitty isn't exactly high art. It's pretty low brow and would be in the same category as what you frequently see on Adult Swim if it weren't so raunchy.

Reply TheCatMolloy, March 4th, 2014, 12:39 pm

@VictorB: I thought the comments would be about Leonardo DiCaprio too, but 'twas not to be. As for the award going to other people who deserve it - that kinda happened :P

As for GT's penis, I'm sure it makes him very happy, and that's as much contemplation as I'm willing to give the matter.

Also, GT isn't a bully - he's just a jerkass. He's intentionally antagonistic, but I've never once felt threatened by him or detected any genuine malice in his posts. He also doesn't insult the other readers personally, and I'd ask you to return that courtesy.

Reply GabrielsThoughts, March 4th, 2014, 3:35 pm

I think the reason I like Comics like Squee, JTHM, and Neko the Kitty is the fact that it fulfills a narcissistic need to reconnect with my younger self, how I thought as a child, and few times as a teenager.

Also, While I am most definitely not a bully, I suspect Gar certainly was. He sets off my potentially abusive looser radar. As such, one would think I'd know better than to poke an angry bear with a stick. Of course, one would also think by the time he was thirty he would have developed some restraint. So, chances are, in all likelihood, he hasn't harmed anything bigger than a mouse or a hamster since he reached the age of majority. Which, is probably why he can write about the secret life of cats so well.

Reply Brock (Guest), March 4th, 2014, 9:27 pm

Animation Hey another comic I follow just had an update with a mini game they made. Do you think you could do that Neko? Just wondering.

Reply VictorB, March 5th, 2014, 2:09 am

@GabrielsThoughts- the spelling mistakes in your first paragraph were so numerous, I neeeded a nap and decided not to attempt reading the rest of the post.

@TheCatMolloy: The reason I used the term bully is that by cyber bullying terms, saying something as harmless as your opinion on the posterior of a booty shot can be deemed cyber bullying. The terms are, still, undefined. Added with the fact that a bully is normally the antagonist of the book, weather threatening or not, and the fact that bully is so much easier to write than antagonist, and I don't want to insult ants by borrowing their name, I think I quite well played my word.

Was there anything you wanted from me Gar?

Reply TheCatMolloy, March 5th, 2014, 7:30 am

@GabrielsThoughts: Actually I was bullied pretty badly in school, not the other way 'round. I suspect we have that much in common. Also, it's kinda shitty of you to cast aspersions upon my character when my previous post was in your defense.

@VictorB: Actually there IS something I want from you: 1) Stop feeding the trolls, and 2) Make more comics!

I'd like to see a two-page story, no more than 18 panels (it can be fewer if you like) by Wednesday the 19th. You can choose between finishing up the current chapter in Tales of Tra (it must be a complete scene which forwards the action), or a self-contained short about antagonistic ants.

@Brock: No games in production at the moment, sorry. Never say never, but not right now.

Reply VictorB, March 5th, 2014, 4:14 pm

@TheCatMolloy: ok on both accounts. btw I was processing an expansion on my art that you can find on Deviant Art if you fine me... hahaha

and I thought you kinda lost interest a long while ago... kinda missed your critiques


Ok, after a long and tedious "advencha" of trying to debug my comic, it's up and actually functioning.... Apparently I forgot to shrink it down to size... and didn't notice for two whole days... yeah...

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