Yet another PSA

February 11th, 2014, 10:37 pm

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If I meant 'and/or' I'd say 'and/or'.
Figure it out, ladies.

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Reply TheCatMolloy, February 11th, 2014, 1:00 pm

I think this is probably more for single people, as it's one of the more insulting ideas you can propose for a date. Possibly pragmatic, but if so then maybe you should reconsider your options and/or life.

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Reply Takai, February 11th, 2014, 10:55 pm

Will do! Hell I'll make it two awkward hard ons for ya~

Reply GabrielsThoughts, February 11th, 2014, 11:01 pm

Theoretically, it is unlikely I have a sexually transmitted disease because the closest thing I've experienced which resembles sex is masturbation. Many pairs of socks and underwear have been sploodged with my seeds of destruction. Sadly, they join the other microbes that I have executed in my vain attempts at maintaining cleanliness. I'm fully aware of how the birds use the gleam in a bee's eye to pollinate flowers in order to germinate the fruit they carry around in their bread baskets. And, I'd wager, anyone with an internet connection who hasn't gone blind knows how the process works. I just haven't found anyone I'm interested in sexually or socially for that matter. Plus, I'm more concerned about getting my other needs met. And, I might have unrealistic but obtainable standards. Although, I must admit I was particularly horny during my mandatory registration years, so perhaps that was the point.

Reply VictorB, February 12th, 2014, 2:30 am

@NtKGar: What's an STI scan? did you mean STD scan?

@GabrielsThoughts: Were your parents tested? cause you could be born a carrier. Then you would have an STD

Reply TheCatMolloy, February 12th, 2014, 4:05 am

@VictorB: 'I' stands for 'Infection' where 'D' stands for 'Disease'. Both are correct :)

@Takai: If you can do that, I think I know who you are on Reddit.

Reply Takai, February 12th, 2014, 10:54 am

@TheCatMolloy: Nope, don't use Reddit~

Reply GabrielsThoughts, February 12th, 2014, 2:43 pm

I suspect kissing herpes, only because I didn't get more than a swollen lip and inflammation and one tends to notice a recurring pimple. Other than that I have no clue as to whether or not I'm a born carrier. My father had lizard/rancor skinned psoriasis and my mother had cystic acne or rosacea. I'm actually shocked my father was married as many times as he was. I have the good fortune of just having dandruff and athletes foot but nothing more substantial. As for others, I know I'm a chicken pox carrier as well. And, I'm pretty sure everyone has e coli in their intestines.

Reply NtKPaige, February 12th, 2014, 5:58 pm

GT: Firstly, props for bringing me to the point of doing what heretofore I would have sworn impossible.

Secondly, jeebus dude, some things are not meant to be shared.

Reply GabrielsThoughts, February 12th, 2014, 7:43 pm

Sadly, a cannot donate blood to infants. The chicken pox has ruined me.

Also, Knowing that my father was a Ferengi with Rancor skin makes me that much more charming.

He was still able to get married, divorce, and have children with multiple women. Granted, I'm not one who can appeal to pity, and I cannot use pathetic strategies like stealing my friends lovers, meeting women at church mixers, and I don't have anyone to set me up on a blind date, but for some reason I think I have a genuine chance in the dating pool.

As for things not to be shared, I think it's entirely possible not all information is to be believed, and then there are the cognitive filters. I personally find my father to be a very ugly and violent man. I find men unattractive in general. I sincerely doubt I was born with any sexually transmitted diseases.

As an American I'm sure they test for something to that effect when we're born. Surely, somewhere between the apgar scores, vaccinations, and hand and foot print registration some other test was conducted. I'm also fairly certain that some sort of blood work or testing occurs before marriage.

If I had anything more substantial than the flu or infectious asthma I'm pretty sure I'd have been told about it. Plus, I'm pretty sure I am (or was) the control in a social experiment that's gone into a wolfing run of late.

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