Keno Cooper and the Christmas Tree

December 21st, 2013, 5:58 am

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In Ireland
'Arse' means 'Butt'.

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Reply TheCatMolloy, December 21st, 2013, 4:17 am

Whitespace Neko thinks Keno should go to sleep peacefully too.

To everyone reading this to their kids, happy Christmas, I wrote this for you. I hope everyone gets a good night's sleep, and to anyone who doesn't want to receive a "happy Christmas": live long and prosper :)

This is a successor to Keno Cooper and the Fly, the book I wrote for my niece in 2010. It's not intended for publication (the word 'arse' would disqualify it from most publishing houses) but I hope you enjoyed it.


2013 has been a strange year. I've had worries I didn't even know existed, but at the same time reconnected with a lot of old friends, and made some wonderful new ones. Got some reading and thinking done, played games, got fat, and at the end of the year am feeling pretty optimistic about what the future will bring.

Been getting better grades than I had thought in the course I'm doing, so the exams in January seem a lot more manageable now and I'm feeling like I have some sort of idea about what to do with my life.

So here's to 2014, may she bring us everything we need.

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Reply NtKPaige, December 24th, 2013, 6:03 am

Merry Christmas Nekolytes! And since over here, "merry" can also mean "cheerfully drunk" I wish you all a Merry Christmas in every sense of the word!!!

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Reply Juan (Guest), December 21st, 2013, 11:55 am

Yes, that was very nice. I should print it out for _my_ niece. I'm sure she already knows what "arse" means.

Reply Kaos (Guest), December 21st, 2013, 4:36 pm

I can only find a single Bummy. Am I out of practice?

Reply pinecat, December 21st, 2013, 6:09 pm

I love this so much. <3

Reply Sarah (Guest), December 22nd, 2013, 12:40 am

yup Cat asleep under the tree - totally legit, that's where my cat Piper is most of the time this month.

Reply VictorB, December 22nd, 2013, 1:52 am

What a joyous turn of phrase
This comic has forth brough
It reaks and peaks it's yuletide praise
In joyous ambigot.

I shall heed the comics wish
and go to sleep peacefully
To the land in which I fish
For a dream oh so marily

And as I shut my eyes closed tight
My lips curled into a smile
A thought creeps up in icy might
That shivers up a mile

I pity the ones in warmer climates
Where pine trees seldom grow
Oh how they miss the bliss refinements
Of fresh pine all aglow.

Reply Connorses (Guest), December 22nd, 2013, 12:57 pm

:3 Aww darn it I thought they were gonna knock it down.

Reply Agen (Guest), December 24th, 2013, 10:47 am

I like being cheeryfully drunk...

Edit: Even if it's not over the holidays :)

Reply VictorB, December 25th, 2013, 12:56 pm

Merry Christmas Gar, Merry Christmas Paige, Merry Christmas Nekolytes! May today be Merry, Festive and Bright.... I went to the petstore and they sprayed my dog with smelly non-perfume stuff for free. Now Kyra smells like Gingerbread cookies for Christmas.

@NtKPaige: Old King Cole, Santa Claus, and many other respectable figures are known as a Merry Old Soul. So you are telling me that they are happy drunks? So we let a Jolly Old Fat Drunk that spends all his time with child sized people into all the houses of "good" little boys and girls and buys them off with presents? We call this safe? lol

Reply DrakeFeatherwing, December 25th, 2013, 6:17 pm

Merry MERRY Christmas! @TheCatMolloy: Nice to see at least a brief return to the semi-traditional Neko (Or in this case, Keno) we've grown to know and love.

@NtKPaige: I only wish I could be merry like that every day. XD (And believe me, there are many a time I wanted to get 'merry' like that... I would definitely be a cheerful drunk)


So... In conclusion, MERRY CHRISTMAS, and a Joyous Festivus if you celebrate that too! May 2014 be merry too!

Reply Astro (Guest), December 29th, 2013, 10:45 pm

:3 Finished all the strips in one night!

Neko and Poe are my favorites, keep up the good work

I think I'll take a cat-nap now...

Reply Agen (Guest), December 31st, 2013, 7:25 am

Wanted ta wish ALL a happy new Year!

Reply TheCatMolloy, December 31st, 2013, 11:56 am

Happy New Year everyone!

Reply GabrielsThoughts, January 1st, 2014, 12:09 pm

Good luck with your resolutions for the new year.

Reply Connorses (Guest), January 1st, 2014, 8:26 pm

@VictorB: Kyra? You named your pet after the dinosaur from the webcomic?? :D

Reply VictorB, January 2nd, 2014, 11:56 pm

@Connorses: No, I am Kyra's third owner and was only told how to say it. I picked Kyra so that people (especially Knightly fans) don't get pissed that I spelled it Keira.


@ALL: It's the new month peeps! Let's start Mass Voting for Neko the Kitty and get it in the Top 15 comics this month!

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