Understudy 09

September 19th, 2013, 7:56 am

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Reply TheCatMolloy, September 19th, 2013, 8:11 am

Dammit Aleister it's not a party just because there are people around, that's just Paige and me being at home!

Every day when Paige gets home from work Aleister gets all excited and starts running around the apartment bouncing off the walls and knocking things over. He's an extremely sweet little cat, but he can be very very annoying.

Anyway, today Cosmo the Quote Bunny is quoting Oscar Wilde. Probably not for the last time, either.

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Reply GabrielsThoughts, September 19th, 2013, 8:18 am

Oh Cosmo, they only stab you when you give them TMFI. Case in point...

@ TheCatMolloy:
They've already milked you, haven't they?!

Pretty soon the old lady is going to run you off.

EDIT: I think my favorite quote of Wilde's involved the screenplay Salome. "Go off and tell this Jesus person he can heal whoever he wants to so long as he doesn't bring back the dead. " ((or similar))

Reply Kawkaw, September 19th, 2013, 8:24 am

Then in the same night Aleister committed suicide resulting in catnip overdose.

Everyone give a moment of silence for Aleister the Black Mellow Cat. He was short-lived, good bye my stranger's cat friend.

You will be missed.

Reply GabrielsThoughts, September 19th, 2013, 8:30 am

A true fairy tale in the the style of Oscar Wilde.

I personally thought those things were awful, the only one with any redeeming qualities was the one with the sparrow and the iron heart. And, even that one was just cruel. But, at least he didn't advocate eating children.

Reply Agen (Guest), September 19th, 2013, 10:58 am

<-Laugh ass off

Reply Connorses (Guest), September 19th, 2013, 2:40 pm

I think I might have the most friendly/polite cat on the planet.

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