Whitespace Neko

June 19th, 2013, 11:38 am

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My legs aren't that
deformed in real life.

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Reply TheCatMolloy, June 19th, 2013, 11:51 am

I always seem to do way more work when I'm doing something other than the thing I'm supposed to be doing. I know there's a storyline in progress which we should probably get back to, but there was a vomiting Neko to animate for the vote incentive.

As usual we're looking for the best musical accompaniment to the animation loop. The music from this video demonstrating the scale of the universe doesn't really work for either the zooming or vomiting animations, but the video is a fascinating watch. It's a run through ofthis site.

Anyway, that's just a cool site, the music doesn't work with the loop. This is pretty good for both animations, but I'm looking for something with more of a classic orchestral feel.

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Reply Raph (Guest), June 19th, 2013, 1:41 pm

loop... My puke will go oooon and oooooooooooooooooooooooooon! lol

Reply Ratkin (Guest), June 19th, 2013, 5:38 pm

Hey, first time posting, been reading Neko for awhile, just had to say it's good to see you getting back into the swing of things. (As obviously animating kitty vomit, is surely a sign of upswing? Of course it is shhh) It's good to have Neko once again spewing his own twisted brand of wisdom once more. Keep your head up!

Reply VictorB, June 19th, 2013, 6:04 pm

Bahaha Is that a FOOT stool?

Reply manbeardman (Guest), June 19th, 2013, 7:06 pm

thar be a bummy in that puke

Reply TheCatMolloy, June 20th, 2013, 7:40 am

@VictorB: Visual puns FTW :D

@Ratkin: Thanks for commenting! It's meant the world to me that there are people who'd miss Neko if he weren't around, and he's very smug about being considered wise.

Reply Mr. Ookami (Guest), June 20th, 2013, 8:01 pm

Despite this not really being part of the story, this fits perfectly into the feel of the comic. And by that I mean it makes me want to throw up.


Alright its never made me want to throw up. I actually find this one of the funnier comics on the web today. and perhaps the third most revulting that I actually read.

I think I might be trying to compliment you...
I also think I just failed miserably...

Reply Ezarkal (Guest), June 21st, 2013, 7:58 am

It's called procrastination, and don't we all love it??? We're all reading webcomics instead of working, no?

Reply GabrielsThoughts, June 21st, 2013, 12:53 pm

And, procrastination is a Procrustean bed of lies. The longer the wait, the shorter the rack, thus increasing the chance of being cut off at the knees. Therefore, it's better to continue forward on some level or your personal demons will catch up with you like a biblical flood.

It doesn't necessarily have to be forward movement with your comic. A good Blog of bloggity goodness would probably increase your readership most effortlessly. Men don't usually write public journals so that increases social interest. Think of it, you would only have to comment every-time you took a poop and people would be fawning all over you.

Reply TheCatMolloy, June 21st, 2013, 1:25 pm

I am AWFULLY good at pooping.

Reply GabrielsThoughts, June 21st, 2013, 4:20 pm

Yup, the best forward movement there is...

Still, the question remains. Can you wipe your own backside? Inquiring minds must know. Be proud of your accomplishments be they big or small.

I'm told you can use the left over toilet paper roll to measure the length and breadth of it's girth.

Also, if it's darker than the wet roll, and lighter than the dry roll you are advised to contact your medical professional immediately.

I'm told scouts are given badges for such knowledge, but have yet to see evidence of its usefulness.

Reply TheCatMolloy, June 22nd, 2013, 4:49 am

Great, now I've got a mental image of Russell from 'Up' enthusiastically wiping arse.


Reply GabrielsThoughts, June 23rd, 2013, 6:31 pm

Here's a skat merit badge... http://www.etsy.com/listing/85549040/pooped-on-a-tree-badge

It's like having hostage crisis negotiation training apparently. I'm told they're planning on having the man replaced with a bear.

Reply VictorB, June 24th, 2013, 1:21 am

@TheCatMolloy: Gold Medal!

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