#1105 "The Adventures of Captain Fullbodybeard"

April 12th, 2013, 8:34 am

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Reply TheCatMolloy, April 12th, 2013, 11:01 am

I had a bout of insomnia last night and ended up watching Wreck It Ralph at 3 in the morning. I hadn't seen it since it was out in the cinema, so a lot of it was fresh. I first saw it in the cinema on my 30th birthday, and had forgotten how good it was.

I was preoccupied with some particularly nasty personal stuff at the time, so that first viewing didn't really sink in. Funny, because the film's all about a 30 year old man struggling with self-acceptance and his relationship with his peers.

“I’m bad and that’s good, I will never be good and that’s not bad, because there’s no one I’d rather be than me.”

I think "I am not a paragon" is one of those Big Realisations that sink in as you get older. I'm pretty severely screwed up, emotionally. Childhood trauma echoes loudly in the chasm of years I've crossed. Complicated relationships, loss and isolation, hair where there was no hair before, etc. etc. Basically I've got more baggage than Miss Piggy on a long vacation.

Everyone I know really well is the same. We've all been through hell at some point, and we've all come back with souvenirs. Abandonment issues, eating disorders, a strange and inexplicable fear of hedgehogs.

They're bad, and that's good, they will never be good, and that's not bad, there is no-one I'd rather them to be.

Anyway, this is what happens when I'm sleep-deprived. Don't forget to vote at Top Web Comics

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Reply lastRhapsody (Guest), April 12th, 2013, 11:54 am

Wow. Kemo is actually starting to sound smart.

Reply Cyndaquazy, April 12th, 2013, 12:55 pm

"hair where there was no hair before" and no hair where there was hair before!

Reply Saskyou, April 12th, 2013, 2:50 pm

KENO HAZ GIANT BALLZ! That ship totally changed in every detail, and Neko gained a sword from one picture to the other; also, the sun got smaller, Neko got bigger...
Neko's imagination is trippy.

Reply Kitty Face Studios, April 12th, 2013, 5:01 pm

Screwed up people gotta stick together. Besides, regular people are just weird.

Reply magic_beefy, April 12th, 2013, 6:09 pm

There is no such thing as sanity, just different levels of insanity

It's probably a good thing that Whitespace Neko can't go 'Turbo', think of the destruction he could cause if he got out (babies every where should beware)

Reply GabrielsThoughts, April 12th, 2013, 8:28 pm

What are you talking about. I'm 30 years old and I'm a total paragon of virtue. I've almost memorized the book of Matthew in the new testament, and I have rote answers for things like "what are your ethics?" morals? values? needs? etc.

I have some trouble memorizing virtues but most of them are just different B.S. sublimated answers with different words that mean the same thing as values.

Personally, I think there are people who get ethics like "productivity" confused with "usefulness" or confuse values like "respect" with "fear." I think things like "honesty," "loyalty" and "integrity" should have an asterisk attached indicating their frequent abuse.

You might want to read "T.A. For Tots volume 1 and 2" in order to mend the soul of the kitten whose heart was crushed by the yoke of injustice.

I don't have a fear of hedgehogs, nor Kermit's horror upon discovering Ms. Piggy was a transvestite. Although, I too have echo's of childhood trauma. My journey through hell was manifested in reverse order.

Quite honestly, I look forward conquering lust. Almost as much as I look forward to the realm of unbaptized children and philosophers.

Reply Victor B (Guest), April 12th, 2013, 11:17 pm

Keno vs Neko it's amazing that Keno can stand equal to his dad. Neko always acts superior, however Keno is responding as if they we peers, rather than being more submissive (as his mother seems to be playfully submissive) or rebellious. I think this is awesome!

On a stranger note in Neko's sailor dream, is Keno a toilet with a head on a spring?

Reply TheCatMolloy, April 13th, 2013, 2:26 am

And elephant feet!

Reply Grossaffe (Guest), April 13th, 2013, 4:18 am

Without the emotionally traumatized, we'd have no art.

Reply GabrielsThoughts, April 13th, 2013, 5:22 am


I respectfully disagree. Based on what I know of therapy. Even if violence, war, injustice, scarcity, anxiety, fear, and contempt were eliminated there would still be a need for psychologists. As such, I see no reason why artists, as the engineers of mens souls, wouldn't be just as necessary the strategists.

Also, this would be a good time to point out that there __is__ a difference between behavioral engineering and out right manipulation. One is not coerced the other results in media like the post Rami "Spiderman" or "Friendship is Magic."

Reply magic_beefy, April 13th, 2013, 8:42 pm

Elephant feet? oh holy crap it's got elephant feet, I didn't notice that before
I did notice the face on the mushroom though, so funny

Reply RoboKitty (Guest), April 14th, 2013, 9:05 am

@NtKGar: I keep trying to pay you for that blog logo you did for me, but apparently Oklahoma doesn't exist according to PayPal. Not sure where to go from here...

Reply avampireskiss, April 14th, 2013, 10:06 am

LOVE the mushrooms face in the last panel and the hamster in the second panel vaguely reminds me of Hamtaro

Reply Grossaffe (Guest), April 16th, 2013, 1:44 am

I think we're on different pages here. I was referring to the supply side rather than the demand. I was attempting a tongue-in-cheek implication that artists are emotionally traumatized, not that artists are needed because of emotional trauma.

Reply Missa (Guest), April 16th, 2013, 3:24 am


...no regrets.

Reply TheCatMolloy, April 16th, 2013, 11:48 am

Thank you :)

Reply M1NTU4 C4P1T0R (Guest), April 17th, 2013, 2:26 pm

TH353 L1TTL3 FUNNY C4TS C4N 1 H4V3 0N3?

Reply Meenah Pixcies (Guest), April 17th, 2013, 2:31 pm

get flippin reel, it's a comic are you angling for me to punch u up sucka fish?

Reply Vriska Sekret (Guest), April 17th, 2013, 2:33 pm

ok, get your ass the fuck over here. we still got to deal with english

Reply Gamzee (Guest), April 17th, 2013, 11:18 pm

ShIt YoU sHoUlDn'T bE sO uPtIgHt VrIsKa.
LeT mItUnA dO hIs OwN tHiNg.

Reply Vriska Sekret (Guest), April 18th, 2013, 1:58 am

i was talking to meenah... w8.
are you fork vanishing john again????????

Reply Gamzee (Guest), April 18th, 2013, 8:52 am

Oh I'm SoRrY I tHoUgHt YoU wErE tEaSiNg MiTuNa

Reply AnnieOK (Guest), April 18th, 2013, 10:49 am

New ones? I just got through all the Neko archives and arrived at the last comic a few days ago. I love it! However, in order to feed my addiction to you awesome webcomic, I was wondering when can we be expecting new ones?

Reply RoboKitty, April 18th, 2013, 11:48 am

I broke down and bought a couple NtK t-shirts.

Reply DrakeFeatherwing, April 19th, 2013, 9:10 am

@RoboKitty: I still need to get the "I did nothing this week" T. Also... SHOOP DE WOOP! Neko be firin' his LAZOR~

Reply RoboKitty, April 19th, 2013, 12:06 pm

@DrakeFeatherwing: That's the one I got (in navy blue), plus a purple ADVENCHA shirt.

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