#1024 "Lap Dance part 1"

September 3rd, 2012, 3:36 pm

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It's an Irish jig!

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Reply NtKGar, September 3rd, 2012, 3:45 pm

Had a specific tune in mind when I was writing this, and am debating whether or not to sing it for the internet's entertainment.

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Reply axl (Guest), September 3rd, 2012, 4:03 pm

DO IT GAR, DO IT

Reply Lilithmae (Guest), September 3rd, 2012, 4:16 pm

Do it! Do it! Do it! XD

Reply Fluxxdog (Guest), September 3rd, 2012, 5:00 pm

To quote Kyle from South Park: "SING THE F$CKING SONG!"

Reply johnny (Guest), September 3rd, 2012, 5:22 pm

do it wills be da awesomes

Reply Licourtrix, September 3rd, 2012, 8:04 pm

Continuing from previous strip:

I'm liking the strip so far. I honestly didn't notice the text size increase, but I have bad vision that is light sensitive and I'm reading Neko on a glowing box.

Whitespace Neko. I read him after I read the comic. Sometimes I read the comic. Take a few minutes, read it again, then read whitespace neko. Sometimes I search for bummy after doing so, sometimes before. Sometimes I laugh at how much pleasure Neko finds in abusing balls when he no longer has any.

I love whitespace Neko. Its like Neko is sitting in my lap commenting on the strip as I read, just without the claws, shedding fur, and that maddening purr of a real cat.

It might just be me, but I could swear the colors in each strip are getting a little more vibrant. Maybe since the beginning of the Marshmallow incident. If so, yay, it looks wonderful. If not and I'm just going crazy. Well its about time.

Reply GabrielsThoughts, September 3rd, 2012, 8:40 pm

And the moral of the story is "cover your ass-ignment."

Reply Cristian100n, September 4th, 2012, 12:42 am

I just totally imagined Neko saying that all NWA-like! :D

Reply NtKGar, September 4th, 2012, 6:13 am

@Christian: That's exactly why I'm holding back on singing.
Having told people that this is a song, people are making up their own music. NWA-style isn't what I had in mind for this, but I can imagine how it would work. If there's imagination stuff going on in the audience, I don't want to take away from that.

Also, I'm not a musician. I'm not a terrible singer, but am pretty far from the lofty heights of 'good'. Singing a capella would make me feel too silly.

I actually have more to say on the topic of trousers and human insecurity from the perspective of a misanthropic cat anyway, so the poem is going to be extended out. That'll bring it a little closer to 'song length', and is totally not stalling.

Reply Flaron (Guest), September 5th, 2012, 1:00 am

I count 2 arms in the last panel.

Reply NtKGar, September 5th, 2012, 5:15 am

That was the only usable take of that last panel. The cartoon character who plays Alice had to go home, so we had to use her stunt double to finish the scene.

I say stunt double: it's a sack of potatoes in a wig.

Reply Beriadan (Guest), September 5th, 2012, 9:19 am

New World Order This reminds me of my idea for a new world order. Here's a hint: it doesn't involve pants..... or shirts.

Reply Connors, May 16th, 2013, 6:42 pm

DO EET Oh holy crap I'm still in the 2012 comics HOW MANY MORE ARE THERE!? :I

Reply Nya (Guest), June 4th, 2013, 9:21 am

The answer to that, Connors, is never enough!! xD

Reply Nekotive, April 19th, 2014, 8:59 pm

Seriously, what ever happened to Wily beer? It was EVIL! Why get rid of it?

Reply Guest, April 20th, 2014, 7:12 am

I think when they're having beer it's Wily Beer, but Gar's having tea in this one.

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