#943 "I hate you Fourth Wall, you're not my real Dad"

February 22nd, 2012, 4:06 pm

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Reply Attikol (Guest), February 22nd, 2012, 5:52 pm

FIRST At grenade point is the ideal negotiation position.

Reply Guest, February 22nd, 2012, 6:13 pm

I don't know what is weirder. That he is using a live grenade point blank for negotiations. Or that all of the claw marks from Neko and Murphy are healed already.

I think he is going to need a bigger grenade. Jeff has magic super healing. No wonder he can take a kick to the balls and still be standing. I get lightly tapped there and i'm on the floor in pain.

Reply GabrielsThoughts, February 22nd, 2012, 8:43 pm

See, in order for the grenade to be effective Gar needs the ring. Seriously? I thought the nose thing was from Vigrasol bubble gum. I've also read that Freud considered the nose a substitute for male genitalia. Not to mention the fact some cultures in the middle east remove body parts in whole as a form of punishment condoned by religious practices that have no basis in the dialog or actions of their prophets.

Reply NtKGar, February 23rd, 2012, 3:24 am

@Guest: Jeff doesn't have superpowers, Paige just forgot to put in the scratch marks when she was colouring because the cats were distracting her. (our understudy sucks)

Anyway, the special effects team have been in and bloodied Jeff up properly now, so it's all good.

Reply Guest, February 23rd, 2012, 4:37 am

aw i thought he had super healing powers. would explain how he was able to survive using a pogo stick off a cliff and landing on a bear to kill it as a kid. If I'm remembering older strips right.

don't feel bad they do the same thing in animated movies all the time. Go watch Tarzan if you can when he is fighting the leopard there are at least 3 times were the claw scratch on his chest magically goes away for a few seconds then appears back.

Reply NtKGar, February 23rd, 2012, 5:00 am

Oh this comic's full of continuity errors. We even throw in the occasional deliberate one because people like spotting continuity errors :P

Reply Mithran (Guest), February 23rd, 2012, 6:12 am

And the old couple are sneaking out into the alleyway, probably cause of the dead person in their apartment

Reply tails83, February 23rd, 2012, 6:13 am

grenade i think jeff AKA mc jeferstein should probabily stop before gar blows him up

Reply tails83, February 23rd, 2012, 6:14 am

hat sorry but...theres a bummy on jeffs hat

Reply NtKGar, February 23rd, 2012, 6:22 am

@Mithran: That's not their apartment.

Reply Tex, February 23rd, 2012, 9:50 am


...Has got to be the funniest final-panel in the history of neko the kitty.

Reply NtKPaige, February 23rd, 2012, 11:05 am

Continuity Errors They're only supposed to be occasional? Aw hell, I've been putting at least one in every episode! Kinda as a companion game to spot Bummy :P

Reply SilverW0lf (Guest), February 23rd, 2012, 6:54 pm

Archive Defeated I really enjoy the comic Gar and Paige. Just caught up to with it and I look forward to reading more. Totally dig the addition of Neko at the end of the strips and all the background randomness. Please continue ^.^

Reply NtKGar, February 24th, 2012, 2:46 am

@SilverW0lf: Achievement Unlocked!

Glad you like the comic :) Stick around, there's plenty more to come.

Reply Guest, February 24th, 2012, 4:26 am

FINISH HIM! well you have to admire his fighting style. 1 cheap shot and he counters with 2 cats to the face, a kick the the groin and then a grenade on the nose.

Reply NtKGar, February 24th, 2012, 1:17 pm

I think you're miscounting how many cheap shots Jeff took...

Reply GabrielsThoughts, February 24th, 2012, 9:02 pm

No, I agree with guest... excessive force is your...other Gar's forte.

Reply Featherblade (Guest), February 24th, 2012, 10:03 pm

I... I finished this comic... It's been seventeen days, since I first discovered this comic. And only now did I finally reach the present times.

It was so neat to watch the styling and characters change from comic #1 all the way to present, to watch the jokes become more intertwined with the characters themselves...

"Small Talk", "Keno Copper and the Fly", and that bit where Jeff pranked himself were by far some of the best parts of this comic. Loved it so much- Thanks for having nearly a thousands comics up!

Reply NtKGar, February 25th, 2012, 4:19 am

@Featherblade: Thanks for reading them all! We've got some good stuff coming up. I've been looking forward to getting to the epilogue for the current batch of stories for quite some time. Epilogue segues into the old style of strip where it's more stand-alone gags with character drama rolling along gently in the background, so that's kind of the main bit for me.

This story's been told on the fly for two years now. Kind of rambled for a while there, but I'm excited to be near the end and think people will really like where we wind up.

@GabrielsThoughts: I was just pointing out that Jeff hit Gar a lot more than once.

Reply magic_beefy, December 5th, 2012, 3:47 pm

Nut shots Jeff has some high pain tolerance to stay standing after a kick to the nuts, almost Russian Spetznaz level (they can take a major league baseball player hitting them in the nuts with a bat with out a single tear coming to their eyes, in fact that's training for them)

Reply Triple9, January 9th, 2014, 2:47 am

grenades are also used in the complaint department, pull the pin to take a number we'll be with you shortly

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