Pauline was Mario's girlfriend in the original Donkey Kong, before he relocated to the Mushroom Kingdom, started speaking in an exagerrated Italian accent instead of his native Brooklyn accent, switched his distinctive red-and-brown overalls for a distinctive red-and-blue, adopted his brother as his son, switched careers from everything from Doctor to tennis pro, and changed his name from Jumpman Mario to Mario Mario.
WtH is Bummy fighting, it looks like Kazooie from the game with him in the title
Also, dont forget mario has enslaved a sentient dino to be his mount/prevent-me-from-falling-to-my-death thing
Peach is the one you should be worried about
I honestly think she wacked Pauline and Daisy, I mean, have you seen all the crazy shit she has in her dress?!?! I cant even carry that much stuff in my purse!! (and I carry a LOT of things)
Mario the Animal Abuser
Mario is a animal beater. He has beaten up his pet ape DK (read the story behind Donkey Kong the game), a vast array of turtles (the koopas), giant caterpillars, moles...
He even punches Yoshi in the back of the head to make him eat something.
Good thing for him that the SPCA doesn't have jurisdiction in the Mushroom Kingdom
Author's Comments:
NtKGar, 25 Oct 2010 12:56 pm
User's Comments:
Paylos, 26 Oct 2010 10:55 pm
GabrielsThoughts, 27 Oct 2010 01:25 am
NtKGar, 27 Oct 2010 06:26 am
Mario's kind of the manwhore of running and jumping.
Evilguy, 27 Oct 2010 07:47 am
NtKGar, 27 Oct 2010 08:46 am
THAT MAN IS A MASS MURDERER.
Evilguy, 27 Oct 2010 01:08 pm
Sarpedan (Guest), 27 Oct 2010 02:16 pm
Also, dont forget mario has enslaved a sentient dino to be his mount/prevent-me-from-falling-to-my-death thing
TheWho?, 28 Oct 2010 01:33 am
Peach is the one you should be worried about
I honestly think she wacked Pauline and Daisy, I mean, have you seen all the crazy shit she has in her dress?!?! I cant even carry that much stuff in my purse!! (and I carry a LOT of things)
NtKGar, 28 Oct 2010 01:37 am
Also, Mario came up today in Yellow Sticky. That's scanned and uploaded ahead of time for another couple of months, so it was entirely a coincidence! http://yellowsticky.smackjeeves.com/comics/976788/0066/
Snowflake (Guest), 03 Oct 2011 04:44 pm
NtKGar, 04 Oct 2011 02:57 am
magic_beefy, 20 Nov 2012 06:08 pm
He even punches Yoshi in the back of the head to make him eat something.
Good thing for him that the SPCA doesn't have jurisdiction in the Mushroom Kingdom